so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister
why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
I want my spine removed so i can go down stairs like a slinkie
how much would surgery cost to remove my feelings