chalksmoke:

anything-but-ordinary13:

breakfast-with-satan:

noslehc:

digitallyimpaired:

staringatyou:

Turtle high five

OH MY GOD THEY EXIST

GIMMIE SOME FIN

NOGGIN

DUUUDDDEEE

Righteous

DUUUDEE, TOTALLY!

turtles are the best 

farewell-kingdom:

Being here, by Mark Garry, thread pins, beads

animals-animals-animals:

Red-eyed Tree Frog Eggs (by Erez Marom)

A Koala eating an apple for lunch.

idkjake:

tbh I’m probs the anon troll one except not on anon

hereanddthere:

I think instead of being the crazy cat lady, I’ll have 30 of these instead :3

I envy people who can dance like this.

theepichumor:

And I’m all

did-you-kno:

Source

so after i saw the avengers

these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.

girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?

girl 2: loki! duh!

girl 1: uh no it was hulk

girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!

girl 1: you're the weirdo!

their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

Teacher: Why did you not study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

pernillo: